Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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