I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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