Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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