I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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