I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
FUCK WHALES
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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