I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You pole danced in your parka.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
