She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
im on a boat
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