Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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