The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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