dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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