It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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