don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
