I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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