Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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