STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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