He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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