so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just blew my weed a kiss
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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