OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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