yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just invented taco cereal.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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