Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you had me at cake vodka
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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