I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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