do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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