i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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