their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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