therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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