brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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