at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Text me some of your sweat
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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