Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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