I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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