Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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