Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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