People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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