I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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