Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
