in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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