Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
ok first of all what the fuck
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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