You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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