I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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