wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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