so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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