i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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