he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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