State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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