i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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