did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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