so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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