I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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