spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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