Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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