Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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