I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
don't judge my taste in strippers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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