I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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