no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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