Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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