yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
A+ Viking dick
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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