Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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