and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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